they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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