we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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