Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.