Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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