From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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