Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(860): View more from Connecticut

he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep

(860): View more from Connecticut

yeah i got into a fight with my man last night

(860): View more from Connecticut

why can't men just shut up and put out?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry

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(330): View more from Ohio

The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.

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(206): View more from Washington

My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed

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(317): View more from Indiana

for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.

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(512): View more from Texas

I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.

(1-512): View more from Texas

Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.

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(410): View more from Maryland

When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...

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(734): View more from Michigan

Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.

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