Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
My brain says no but my pants say off.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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