he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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