You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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