you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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