it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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