And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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