How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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