tell your sister to shave her snatch
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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