So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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