meet me or not, i'm out of control
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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