Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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