let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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