is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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