Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I puked a lego.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
