The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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