Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
