craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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