I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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