what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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