I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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