It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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