When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
jump out the window naked night went bad
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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