quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
