I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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