if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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