Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We have started to decorate penises.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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