Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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