I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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