This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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