I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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