Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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