i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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