Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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