come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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