How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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