dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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