But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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