If i come over, it means nothing
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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