I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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