yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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