What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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