she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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