That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you would pick up someone in the library
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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