i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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