Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We're too hungover to prance.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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