something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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