just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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