K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
We are two peas in an std pod
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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