i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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