he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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