the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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