do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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