bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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